| Albus: | Dad, I’m…gay.
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| Harry: | Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay And he was the wisest man I’ve ever known
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| Albus: | Dad, you say this every time i tell you something. stop. just stop.
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| A: | Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out
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| H: | Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew
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| A: | Dad this response is really getting old
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| H: | TWO HEADMASTERS
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| A: | Yes, I get it two hea—
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| H: | BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN”
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| A: | Da—”
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| H: | THAT I EVER KNEW”
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| BRAVEST AND WISEST”
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| TWO OF THEM” |