January 2009
59 posts
Bacon Explosion →
Best heart-attack inducer I’ve yet seen. Knock two years off your life span and enjoy!
How owwww can be awesome
1. Super-embarrassing moments total: 10+ (minus 1,000 points)
2. Number of falls: 10+ (minus 500 points)
3. Skiing blue squares all day (plus 1,000 points)
4. Ski lifts! Ski lifts!!! (plus 10 points)
5. Looking badass (priceless)
6. Taking lift to top of mountain and getting down in one piece (priceless squared)
Owl City - West Coast Friendship
Because I’m a stalker, G. Also - because I...
Dreamache
No dreamache this morning, but I do know that feeling.
everybodycares:
Is this a word? Because, if it’s not, I submit that it should be. It would be used to describe that particular sense of longing one feels in the morning following a dream that has taken you some place, with someone, that you’d like to stay for a while longer; it’s that feeling in your chest when you realize it was all just...
Preemptive Lists
For the semester to come (even though I’m not done with the semester at hand)
1. Rock Climbing
2. Ice skating - Boston Common
3. ICA/ Isabella Gardner/ MFA
4. Extreme (XXX) shopping
5. Bus trip to nowhere (a remnant from last spring)
6. Stand on the frozen Charles and sing a song
7. Stop wasting time when the moment demands discipline; set aside moments to waste in a proper, whimsical...
Take me to the magic mushroom house →
“Built over several years beginning in 1973, the outside profile of this Aspen, Colo., home — as well as the hallucinogens so popular in that era — inspired its nickname, the magic mushroom house.
However, the house’s architect, builder and first resident, Andre Ulrych, said he took his design cues from a nautilus shell.”
Take. Me. There. Take me there NOW.
“Future? Oh, I get it. You mean you don’t foresee a pot of gold at the end of our...”
– Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas by Tom Robbins
Obama is the new Disney →
The new trend: Obama-merchandising.
“Everyday Obama items are also doing well. Obama-themed $10 Metro farecards for the Washington subway system sold out at $10, then reappeared on eBay for $25.99. Obama sex toys, which will not be described here, are available for $34.95 at one online company. At another, I ♥ Obama Classic Thong Undies are selling for $8.99.”
I’d take classic...
Tuesday Night Jive.
In my bed. Now.
My Genome, My Self →
“So if you are bitten by scientific or personal curiosity and can think in probabilities, by all means enjoy the fruits of personal genomics. But if you want to know whether you are at risk for high cholesterol, have your cholesterol measured; if you want to know whether you are good at math, take a math test. And if you really want to know yourself (and this will be the test of how much you...
Primal Scream
S (on the phone): "Look out your window."
K: looks out, on to the entrance of Eliot House. Three Eliotites are walking out of the house.
S: flashes K.
Someone give that girl a beer. Senior winter, I will participate in this tradition before peeing on John Harvard to complete the trilogy.
“You have to be always drunk. That’s all there is to it—it’s the only way. So as...”
– Charles Baudelaire
Mr. Churchill, you are drunk.
Madame, you are ugly.
Mr. Churchill, you are extremely drunk!
And you, Madame, are extremely ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober.
A Mysterious Link Between Sleeplessness and Heart... →
More. Sleep. For. Me.
After working on a group paper, I have come to...
I never thought I would see plural verbs consistently paired with singular nouns at Harvard. It’s 3am. Someone put me out of my misery.
Happy Ending →
Newest music find - MIKA, a Beirut-born, Paris and London-raised singer. He has good chord progressions, key changes, and instrumentation. Classically trained crossover artists are the best. Mika’s one of the few curly-haired boys who I find pretty. It’s probably because he’s a classically trained musician and rumored to be gay. Whatevs. World, a little bit of love and all...
Bill O Reilly is Gay →
High profile twitter accounts hacked! Posts are pretty amusing.
